Kick Off

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THE OLSEN TWINS MARATHON (2-10 PM, ABC Family)
It's all the Mary-Kate and Ashley you can handle, a sweet antidote to football fan testosterone. After 12 episodes of ''Full House,'' the lissome twosome go all sporty in ''Switching Goals,'' a soccer farce with -- wait for it -- a happy ending. Aw. Those adorable moppets!

THE TALES OF STUPID CUPID MOVIE FEST (2-8 PM, Comedy Central)
Love isn't always blind. Sometimes it's just dumb and heartless. Yuk it up with three comedies about romance gone miserably wrong: ''Saving Silverman''; ''The Truth About Cats and Dogs''; and ''Say It Isn't So.''

THE LINGERIE BOWL (HALFTIME, Pay Per View)
Watch 14 beautiful women (including models Angie Everhart and Nikki Ziering) play ball in their skivvies. Bonus: The show even has scantily clad cheerleaders and a sexy host (''Baywatch'' babe Traci Bingham). But what happens when one of the girls breaks a nail?

THE 101 MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS IN ENTERTAINMENT (3 -8 PM, E!)
What, the Lingerie Bowl wasn't scandalous enough for you? Relive Milli Vanilli's lip-synching scandal, Woody and Soon-Yi's wedding, Mariah's meltdown, and 98 other memorable public relations nightmares. And if that isn't naughty enough for you, stick around for the E! True Hollywood Stories of Sharon Stone and Pamela Anderson immediately after.

BIG GAME DAY (5-8 PM, Disney Channel)
The network will be alternating episodes of the animated shows ''Stanley'' and ''JoJo's Circus,'' but the big event comes at halftime, when insanely popular kid-focused musicians The Wiggles perform. Top that, Janet Jackson!

FORENSIC FEST (5 PM-4 AM, Court TV)
''CSI'' isn't on tonight, so get your fix of weird science and legal action on Court TV. From 5 to 7, watch ''Life in the Balance,'' in which Bo Derek plays an alcoholic lawyer eager to redeem herself by saving a death row inmate. ''Forensic Files'' episodes air from 8 PM until 4 in the morning, guaranteeing you won't be able to sleep without a light on.

THE TRADING SPACES MARATHON (7 PM-2 AM, The Learning Channel)
Watch a smorgasbord of ''Trading Spaces'' episodes. Face it, there's nothing like a good coat of paint and new drapes to soothe your soul after your favorite football team gets hammered into the dust.