''Oh, God. He watches Leno. That explains everything.'' SETH (ADAM BRODY), ABOUT CHEESY FUNNY GUY DANNY (BRET HARRISON), ON THE O.C.
''CBS announced that it will not air MoveOn.org's winning anti-Bush ad during the Super Bowl, saying that they don't air so-called 'issue' ads -- unless the issue is that girls are sluts for beer.'' TINA FEY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
''I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits.'' BETTE MIDLER ON LATE SHOW