STARRING Nicolas Cage, Laura Dern
THE HEART OF IT This surreal (and violent) road trip from director David Lynch follows Sailor and Lula (Cage, above, and Dern), two star-crossed lovers who trek to California with a hitman and a private investigator on their tail.
WHY IT'S RIGHT FOR V-DAY Cage's dead-on Elvis impression and his rendition of ''Love Me Tender'' will have you dreaming of a cheesy Vegas wedding in no time. (Warning: Britney Spears might not wanna watch.)
EW GRADE C-
HEART-O-METER 3 1/2 out of 5