''White Hunter, Black Heart'': How romantic is it?
STARRING Clint Eastwood, Jeff Fahey
THE HEART OF IT A self-important film director (Eastwood, above right) is doggedly determined to shoot an elephant, even holding up his latest movie to do it.
WHY IT'S RIGHT FOR V-DAY Romantic? Nah. But if you tend to get as obsessed with your ex as this guy was with the elephant, consider this a cautionary tale.
EW GRADE C+
HEART-O-METER 1 out of 5