''Cartoon character Cathy finally got engaged to her boyfriend in today's Valentine edition of her strip. Meanwhile, Marcie and Peppermint Patty are moving to Massachusetts.'' TINA FEY ON SNL

''Do you count by ones or tens?'' ELLEN DEGENERES TO BRITNEY SPEARS, AFTER THE POP STAR DEMONSTRATED A FEW OF THE 500 -- 1,000 SIT-UPS SHE DOES A DAY, ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW

''I did have the same intense feelings for Sporty and Posh Spice.'' WEISS (GREG GRUNBERG), AFTER VAUGHN (MICHAEL VARTAN) ASKED IF YOU CAN BE IN LOVE WITH TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE, ON ALIAS


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