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FEBRUARY 23SEASON FINALE 9-10PM My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance (Fox, TV-14-DL) We're calling it out: Randi knew that Steve was an actor but didn't say anything because she didn't want to blow her chance at all the cash and all that TV face time. Because if she didn't know...well, then she's as dumb as she is uptight.
8-9PM The Littlest Groom (Fox, TV-PG) I'm going to hell for watching this.
8-10PM The Fast and the Furious (ABC, TV-14-DLSV) As someone who is generally pretty slow and calm, I'm not sure how much I'll relate to this car flick. I mean, it's not like I'm all jonesing to go drag racing in my Ford Focus.
CHARLIE ALERT! 9:30-10PM Half & Half (UPN, TV-PG-DL) Someone somewhere must care that the runner-up from the first ''Bachelorette'' is guest-starring. Jessica Shaw, maybe?
Series debut 10-11PM Straight Plan for the Gay Man (Comedy Central, TV-PG) ''I want to see what it would be like to [work] in the straight blue-collar world -- to be as unfabulous as possible.'' With that proclamation, gay man Jonathan Schneider single-handedly returns the gay rights movement to 1950. If this ''Queer Eye'' send-up -- featuring four ''straightening experts'' (like environment guy Curtis Gwinn) -- were just witless, fine. But homophobia (''Nice release, fancy'' yells a straight to a fellow bowler) is inexcusable -- even if some gay pawn plays along. Don't mess with the fancies, especially when we're grading. F -- Henry Goldblatt
