Sound Bites

Sound Bites

''I would say pick a better song and sing it better.'' RANDY JACKSON, OFFERING CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM TO AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT KARA MASTER

''I think actresses and tennis players are a bad match. When Agassi was with Brooke Shields, his hair fell out and her show stayed on the air.'' KAREN (MEGAN MULLALLY) ON WILL & GRACE

''Killing off your spouse in your fantasies is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world. Why can't you see that?'' DOUG (KEVIN JAMES), EXPLAINING TO CARRIE (LEAH REMINI) WHY SHE IS DEAD IN ALL OF HIS FANTASIES ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, ON THE KING OF QUEENS

''Last night was one of those moments when you realize Mother Nature is one forceful bitch.'' SHII ANN, AFTER A BRUTAL THUNDERSTORM, ON SURVIVOR: ALL-STARS

Originally posted Mar 05, 2004 Published in issue #754 Mar 05, 2004 Order article reprints