Table of Contents

Table of Contents

News + Notes

10 | KING OF PAIN Let's face it: Ben Stiller is never more winning than when he's playing a loser... Size does matter in this McDonald's documentary...Hot Sheet...Alias has an Office visit...Tale of the tights: a Batman Begins casting update... Marlon Brando wants to sell you a car...The Deal Report... The South Park guys' latest controversy... The Shaw Report...Monitor.

Features

22 | Chris Rock on Fire Race. Abortion. Guns. Even David Blaine. Nothing scares America's most incendiary comedian. That's why he's No. 1 on our list of funniest people. BY JOSH WOLK

27 | The Best of the Rest Chris Rock may be the top comic, but he's got some serious competition.

32 | The Job Squad Who will be the last lackey standing on The Apprentice? BY JENNIFER ARMSTRONG

34 | Dead & Loving It Zombies return to the mall -- and get a makeover -- in a new Dawn of the Dead. BY GREGORY KIRSCHLING

37 | Prince of Egypt Omar Sharif was Hollywood royalty, until he let fame slip away. Thanks to Hidalgo, his claim to nobility is renewed. BY JEFF JENSEN

REVIEWS

43 | THE MUST List 10 great things to see/hear/read.

44 | MOVIES Lisa Schwarzbaum on Secret Window; also Spartan, Agent Cody Banks: Destination London, and NASCAR 3D: The IMAX Experience. Plus: Ask the Critic.

51 | DVD & VIDEO The Chaplin Collection: Volume 2; also 21 Grams, Dawn of the Dead, Ned Kelly, The Flintstones, and Scooby-Doo. Plus: Scenes From a Marriage; We're Dyin' For: 90210 and Melrose.

55 | TELEVISION Wonderfalls and Joan of Arcadia; also Game Over. Plus: Average Joe's Adam Mesh; What to Watch.

64 | MUSIC Danger Mouse's The Grey Album; also the Bad Plus, Godsmack, and Cee-Lo. Plus: Who the !@#* Is Katy Rose?; Explain Yourself!

68 | BOOKS George Pelecanos' Hard Revolution; also Edwidge Danticat's The Dew Breaker, Jayson Blair's Burning Down My Master's House, and Laurie Lico Albanese's Blue Suburbia. Plus: Sci-Fi 101: Experiments in Weird Science.

8 | MAIL ''Critic vs. Critic.''

72 | THE POP OF KING ''The Passion of Alicia.''

Originally posted Mar 19, 2004 Published in issue #756 Mar 19, 2004 Order article reprints