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They Are The Children

Envisioning the future for Blanket and other celeb kids - Why the children of troubled stars will probably have huge psychotherapy bill

Courtney Love's daughter, Frances Bean, isn't the only kid with celeb-parent horrors. It's been too long since Christina Crawford exposed mama Joan as a hanger-wielding tyrant in Mommie Dearest. Considering recent headlines, we can only hope for future titles like No, Mama, Don't! Crack Is Wack and So Are My Parents, or this tome by Jacko's spawn.

Originally posted Apr 02, 2004 Published in issue #758 Apr 02, 2004 Order article reprints