Does screenwriter Charlie Kaufman have something against women's hair? We can't prove a sinister bad-hair agenda, but these cinematic 'dos are fashion don'ts.
ETERNAL SUNSHINE... Multihued tresses cleverly literalize Kate Winslet's fickleness in love.
ADAPTATION It takes a lusty romp to muss Meryl Streep's conservative blond locks.
HUMAN NATURE Saddled with a hairy-skin disorder, Patricia Arquette endures electrolysis.
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH In Kaufman-land, this is just how a loopy lass (Cameron Diaz) should look.