''Maybe they're not having sex. Maybe they just go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.'' SETH (ADAM BRODY), AFTER WITNESSING A MRS. ROBINSON-STYLE RENDEZVOUS, ON THE O.C.
''After three weeks, Passion of the Christ is no longer the No. 1 movie in America. That honor now belongs to the zombie movie Dawn of the Dead. So obviously the moral here: The only way to defeat one person rising from the grave...is with lots of people rising from the grave.'' JON STEWART ON THE DAILY SHOW
''Don't you see? We just have to find a new show, something that combines the gay sensibility of Sex and the City, the gay sensibility of Frasier, and the gay sensibility of Friends.'' JACK (SEAN HAYES), ON THE LOSS OF HIS FAVORITE SHOWS, ON WILL & GRACE