Digital Review

Warioware, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!

''Hey, quick, pick the nose!... Oooh, squirt! No, the eyedrops!... Gah! Okay, sting the baby!... Shoosh, those darn hurdles -- every time!... Oh! Almost escaped the giant foot.'' You and yours will waste countless hours uttering such exclamatory non sequiturs while playing WarioWare's bizarre five-second minigames (which include, yes, a finger invading a nasal cavity). If you must play alone, keep a bottle of aspirin handy, and say goodbye to your attention span.

Originally posted Apr 16, 2004 Published in issue #760 Apr 16, 2004 Order article reprints