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Bombs Away

What's the biggest film disaster ever? Don't point to the obvious, says Lisa Schwarzbaum

What's the biggest film disaster ever?

What film best serves as a metaphor for a Hollywood disaster? ''Ishtar''? ''Gigli''? -- Dean Bryant
Oh, Dean, those are too celebrated, too likely to show up in a Jay Leno punchline. I'd go for a more run-of-the-mill catastrophe, one of those heart attacks that studios suffer all the time, then write off as a little irritable bowel syndrome. I know: How about the 1992 fiasco ''Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot'' -- an obnoxious comedy, with a godawful title, that represents a tragic career low on the part of ''funnyman'' Sylvester Stallone. Medic!

What film would you recommend to an aspiring writer-director-actor? -- Lance Goin
One movie isn't enough to feed three careers! For the writer, I suggest the blunt force of Neil LaBute's ''In the Company of Men''; for the director, the lyrical, found-object quality of David Gordon Green's ''All the Real Girls.'' And the actor can take comfort in the mediocrity of ''Volunteers,'' from the lost-in-the-desert years of Tom Hanks.

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Originally posted Apr 30, 2004
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