Thankfully, Eiffel 65, comprised of three Italian dance- Cutesy hooks and a deadpan sense of humor constitute what little saving grace ''Europop'' has. When Eiffel 65 try to play it straight, they stumble. Their tortured-soul ballad, ''Your Clown,'' is drearily sullen. In ''Now Is Forever,'' they muse that ''The past is all that's gone/ The future is yet to come'' -- surely the most ''duh!''-inducing line in a pop song since America sang ''the heat was hot'' in ''A Horse With No Name.''
Title notwithstanding, ''Dub in Life'' has no hint of dub or reggae but is a generic dance tune with a Studio 54 bass line. Moreover, ''Europop'' could easily have been reduced to an EP: The threesome (Jey, keyboardist Maurizio Lobina, and DJ Gabry Ponte) recycle themselves shamelessly. Several songs, like ''Hyperlink (Deep Down)'' and ''Another Race,'' employ the same vocal and production devices as ''Blue (Da Ba Dee),'' but to lesser effect. There's even an unnecessary remix of the single tacked onto the album.
Ultimately, the most fascinating element of the eminently disposable but intermittently amusing ''Europop'' is entirely unexpected: its lyrics. The music's programmed vibe isn't the only indication that this is an album made by children of the digital age. The word ''hyperlink'' is used not only in a song title but as a sexual pun (''a hyperlink to go inside of you''); ''My Console'' is such an undisguised celebration of a Sony PlayStation it could double as a jingle; and the line ''all I want is a silicon world'' is communicated with utter sincerity. This is music that stems not just from computers but from computer culture. Why the album isn't called ''Byte Down Hard'' is even more of a mystery than why a novelty Italian club act named itself after a French monument.
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