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MIND OVER MATTRESS ''Bone'''s Jolie consults an ailing Washington

Video Review

The Bone Collector (2012)

EW's GRADE
C+

Details Movie Rated: R; Genres: Drama, Mystery and Thriller; With: Angelina Jolie and Denzel Washington; Distributor: Universal Home Video

Lincoln Rhyme, the criminologist supercop played by Denzel Washington in The Bone Collector, lives in an apartment surrounded by high-tech forensic gadgetry. When the NYPD is stumped by a wave of mysterious homicides, a platoon of detectives sets up shop at his bedside so Rhyme can work his deductive magic. Because, for all his mental gifts, our hero is bedridden, a quadriplegic able to move only his head and his index finger.

The movie is very much the same: a gimmicky thriller propped up by genre conventions set in congealing industrial grime by ''The Silence of the Lambs'' and, especially, ''Seven.'' As in that film, it's always raining a diseased, urban drizzle, and somewhere in a deserted steam tunnel, a crazed serial killer is offing victims in ways that seem more designed for baroque camera angles than to assuage any particular psychological kinks.

So what do you get for your $3.50? A few horrific death tableaux, Angelina Jolie's jolly pout as the street cop who becomes Lincoln's eyes and ears on the outside, and a killer who, for all the fiendishly knotty clues he strews about, turns out to be a whiny little snit. Oh yes -- and a performance from Washington that lacks body in every respect.

Originally posted Mar 14, 2000

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