Get Carter Watching Sylvester Stallone growl and grit his parrot beak through Get Carter is a bit like seeing Eddie Murphy do his hyena laugh or Meg… Get Carter Watching Sylvester Stallone growl and grit his parrot beak through Get Carter is a bit like seeing Eddie Murphy do his hyena laugh or Meg… R PT102M Drama Mystery and Thriller Michael Caine Rachael Leigh Cook Alan Cumming Gretchen Mol Miranda Richardson Mickey Rourke Sylvester Stallone
Movie Review

Get Carter (2014)

MPAA Rating: R
Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, ...

WATCH THE SUIT Stallone (with Rourke) is fit to be tied in ''Carter''

EW's GRADE
C

Details Rated: R; Length: 102 Minutes; Genres: Drama, Mystery and Thriller; With: Michael Caine, Rachael Leigh Cook, Alan Cumming, Gretchen Mol and Miranda Richardson...

Watching Sylvester Stallone growl and grit his parrot beak through Get Carter is a bit like seeing Eddie Murphy do his hyena laugh or Meg Ryan act like a cuddlebug: It's something we've all experienced once too often. Stallone, looking overly elegant in a boxy silver gray suit (he's like a walking magazine spread for some trendy Italian designer), is done in by his laid back scowl, but also by a 30 year accumulation of vicious braggadocio in the movies.

In the original ''Get Carter'' (see EW's review), Michael Caine was shocking in his casual brutality, but when Stallone's Jack Carter fixes his omnipotent glare on a lying floozy and says ''I'm gonna break every beautiful bone in your body!'' it's just macho star boilerplate.

Carter, who goes to Seattle to hunt down his brother's killer, may have entered a labyrinth of evil, but his response to it -- revenge shorn of all vulnerability or nuance -- is as hollow as it is monolithic.

The only fun is in watching Stallone square off against Alan Cumming, as a crybaby zillionaire, and Mickey Rourke (he and Sly now have matching crinkles on their shoulder muscles), who at this point, with his lopsided cheekbones and ''good ol' boy'' mumble, is well past decadance; Rourke is like Lon Chaney doing Jerry Lee Lewis. Will someone please give this man a very big, very sick role?

Originally posted Oct 06, 2000
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