EW grades trailers for upcoming films
ALEXANDER When you want something to feel epic, get Anthony Hopkins to narrate it. Still, after ''LOTR'' and ''Troy,'' massed armies have lost a bit of their luster. B
CATWOMAN Halle Berry with a whip: Good. Scantlly clad Halle Berry: Even better. Halle Berry with a stupid cat hat beating up Sharon Stone: Camp! C
SHE HATE ME A horde of lipstick lesbians asks one man to impregnate them the old-fashioned way. This isn't a trailer, it's a multiculti Penthouse letter a la Spike Lee. B
COLLATERAL Tom Cruise is a villain. (We know this because only villians and grandparents have white hair.) Slick and ambiguous -- must be a Michael Mann flick. B+
SHARK TALE I know ''Finding Nemo,'' and you are no ''Finding Nemo.'' Despite Will Smith sounding smooth as a hustler fish, any trailer with ''Car Wash'' in it guarantees itself a C+
VANITY FAIR It all seems suitably British and period-y, until, that is, you listen to Reese Witherspoon. You can take the girl out of the South, but... B-
