Sound Bites

Sound Bites

''I'm now in favor of Bush's tax cuts.'' REIGNING CHAMP KEN JENNINGS, WHEN ALEX TREBEK ASKED WHAT HAD CHANGED SINCE HE STARTED WINNING, ON JEOPARDY!

''I could argue with this spoon and it would be the same as arguing with you.'' NICK LACHEY TO JESSICA SIMPSON, ON NEWLYWEDS

''Did I see you at a Halloween party last year? And were you dressed like Truman Capote?'' THE SEXUALLY CONFUSED LIEUTENANT DANGLE (THOMAS LENNON) TO HIS ESTRANGED WIFE'S EFFEMINATE FIANCE, LESLIE FROST (DAVE HOLMES), ON RENO 911!

''We'd be going at it and then we'd stop and then I'd say, `Gina, there's a shoe sale at Barneys!''' JENNIFER TILLY, ON WHY SHE LIKED DOING LOVE SCENES WITH COSTAR GINA GERSHON IN BOUND, ON THE GRAHAM NORTON EFFECT

''It's where Forrest Gump was from.'' PARIS HILTON, AFTER NICOLE RICHIE SAYS SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MISSISSIPPI, ON THE SIMPLE LIFE 2: ROAD TRIP

Originally posted Jul 16, 2004 Published in issue #774 Jul 16, 2004 Order article reprints
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