Meet ''Big Brother 5'''s Mike
Evicted July 15, 2004
FROM Eastpointe, Mich.
OCCUPATION Commercial painter
WHAT HE SAYS Uh, nothing much. ''I'm not exciting,'' Mike, the eldest houseguest, admits. ''I feel threatened that nobody is talking to me.''
WHAT WE SAY Well, we're bored just writing about him. He tends to fade into the background -- and his attempt to join an alliance was too little, too late (he's already been put up for eviction).