News + Notes

The Pie Chart

UPN's Amish-kids-on-a-break discover electricity, the ocean, and...hoochie clothes! A breakdown of our ''Amish in the City'' love:

40% RUMSPRINGA!!!

28% RANDY'S FARM-RAISED ABS

12% KEVAN'S GYM-RAISED ABS

10% STRAW HATS AND BUGGIES!

8% OVERLY VEHEMENT VEGANISM

2% ''QUEER EYE'' MAKEOVERS

Originally posted Aug 06, 2004 Published in issue #777 Aug 06, 2004 Order article reprints