Five years after ''South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut,'' Trey Parker and Matt Stone are launching their sophomore film effort...involving, uh, marionettes who kick ass and, uh...let Stone explain: ''We wanted to f--- up some puppets. The whole idea behind the movie is just f---ing killing puppets.'' Thus, the duo has made an R-rated, all-marionette action flick about a group of superagent types that takes satiric jabs at conservatives and liberals (and has already spawned a Drudge Report worrying that it mocks the war on terror).
Along the way, Parker and Stone experienced some tangles: First, Paramount got nervous about financing an R-rated puppet movie...so the directors sacrificed their up-front fees. Then the filmmakers discovered the limitations of their actors (''Puppets can't do s---,'' says Parker), which caused scheduling overruns and budget increases...which forced the two to give up their back-end deal. ''So we're just total bitches now,'' Parker says. But they'll have the film to show for their pains, right? Concludes Parker: ''If that sucks, then I just f---ed myself harder than anyone.''
WHAT'S AT STAKE Four-word recap: R-rated puppet movie.