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Full House

Uncle Joey, New Kid live the ''Surreal Life'' -- ''Full House'''s Dave Couiler and former boy band heartthrob Jordan Knight chat about living with other C-listers

Brigitte Nielsen streaks. Flavor Flav snores. Ryan Starr pouts. And Charo...we're not actually sure what the cuchi-cuchi she's doing. For its third season, VH1's The Surreal Life (Sundays at 10 p.m.) once again resurrects a cast of has-beens for our amusement. We got the group's most coherent C-listers, good sport Dave Coulier (Full House) and recluse Jordan Knight (New Kids on the Block), to dish about their roomies.

ON COSTARS' CLAIMS TO FAME

Dave Um, um...yeah...[long pause] I didn't know.

Jordan I knew everyone's except for Ryan's. I don't watch American Idol.

ON SHUT-EYE

Dave I was going a little berserk.... So I figured the only place in the entire house I could get any sleep was in the closet.

Jordan I wish I could have thought of that.

ON CHARO

Dave It took me about five or six days before I really understood what she was saying.

Jordan I just kind of started nodding and going ''Okay, yeah.'' But I had no idea.

ON BRIGITTE'S BOD

Dave I'd never fight a lady, but she could probably kick my ass. She's got a long reach.

Jordan She's not my type of woman. She didn't really cause any kind of, you know, feelings inside me.

ON THE BRIGITTE-FLAV HOOKUP

Dave After they were fooling around in the pool, I didn't want to go in there anymore.... Flav and Brigitte called me the day after we left the show from a hotel room.

Jordan Yeah, me too.

ON THE PROSPECT OF A REUNION

Dave Ha-ha, no.

Jordan [Laughs] I don't think so.

Originally posted Sep 17, 2004 Published in issue #784 Sep 17, 2004 Order article reprints