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''It's doing really well, I can't believe it . . . Someone called me and said, 'You know, you're on the New York Times best-seller list,' and I was like, 'Is that good?'' PAMELA ANDERSON, DESCRIBING SALES OF HER BOOK STAR: A NOVEL, ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW

''Bernie Mac's putting the brother in Big Brother!'' BERNIE MAC, BOASTING ABOUT SPYING ON HIS KIDS WITH A NANNY CAM, ON THE BERNIE MAC SHOW

''Oh, my God! Now I know how Liza Minnelli felt -- when she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay pan-faced alien.'' ELLIOT (SARAH CHALKE), AFTER LEARNING SHE WAS CHOSEN AS CHIEF RESIDENT, ON SCRUBS

Originally posted Sep 24, 2004 Published in issue #785 Sep 24, 2004 Order article reprints