''Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing.'' JOEY (MATT LEBLANC) TO HIS NEPHEW (PAULO COSTANZO), WHO WANTS TO ASK OUT A GIRL IN HIS BOOK CLUB, ON JOEY
''Well, it's a cult, I tell ya. Just like the Moonies or the homosexuals or the elderly.'' KAREN (MEGAN MULLALLY), ABOUT ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, ON WILL & GRACE
''It was reported today that there is a new Paris Hilton sex video. When asked about it, Hilton said, 'I feel like the first one left a lot of unanswered questions.''' CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT
''Teresa Heinz, you are a firecracker. I can think of 57 varieties of things I'd like to do with you. And I would do it with relish.'' DARRELL HAMMOND AS BILL CLINTON ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
