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''Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends — kind of like a high five on the lips.'' GABRIELLE (EVA LONGORIA), AFTER A 9-YEAR-OLD NEIGHBOR (ASHLEY BUKOWKI) CATCHES HER MAKING OUT WITH HER GARDENER, ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

''Grace, he's a gay Catholic. He may never feel clean.'' WILL (ERIC McCORMACK), AFTER GRACE (DEBRA MESSING) COMPLAINS THAT HIS BOYFRIEND (BOBBY CANNAVALE) TAKES TOO LONG IN THE SHOWER, ON WILL & GRACE

''I feel like your dad dying has stolen my diabetes thunder.'' RECENTLY DIAGNOSED TURK (DONALD FAISON) TO J.D. (ZACH BRAFF), ON SCRUBS

Originally posted Oct 29, 2004 Published in issue #790 Oct 29, 2004 Order article reprints