• THINK ''MY THREE DADS'' -- WITHOUT THE DADS The name speaks volumes: ''Town Slut.'' Want more info? It's a family sitcom for Fox (were you expecting the Learning Channel?) about a thirtysomething trying to salvage her rep after having three kids with three different fathers. So, would you like to tip off the Parents Television Council, or should we?
• HEY, IF LUKE PERRY CAN LAND A GUEST STARRING GIG ON ''OZ''... ''90210'' alum Tori Spelling is close to signing on to a female buddy pilot for the WB, but Tiffani ''I'm Amber free!'' Thiessen is already one step ahead. An in the works ABC show has Tiff playing a beer chuggin' chick who reinvents herself as a babe after dropping her fiancé and 70 pounds. It's called ''Something About Tiffani,'' but may we suggest ''Saved by the Belle''?
• BUT WHO'LL WRITE THE THEME SONG? Erstwhile Eagle Joe Walsh is likely to star in a part scripted, part improv NBC comedy pilot (co- penned by Drew Carey!) about a ho hum accountant who works for a rock star. Not to be outshined, Sisqó is slated to headline an NBC sitcom about a dude who wins a reality show jackpot and moves out to L.A. with his buds to pursue acting. Sure beats singing ''Thong Song'' for the 750,000th time.
• EVERY RUNNER UP RECEIVES FREE BEER AND WINGS! Our last entry isn't technically a sitcom, but we just had to share. In the proposed syndicated game show ''Who Wants to Date a Hooters Girl?'', six dudes try to win a date with...a real live Hooters waitress! (Insert end of the world soul sucking sound here.)
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