''A Las Vegas casino [may sign] Barry Manilow to a $60 million contract. So now when you go to Vegas you can either shoot crap or listen to it.''
CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN
''They're coming for everything. They're going to take our jobs, our thunder, our starter husbands.''
PARIS (LIZA WEIL), FREAKED OUT BY THE INCOMING FRESHMEN GIRLS, ON GILMORE GIRLS
''She's a little intimidating, but it's not really going head-to-head it's more like going head-to-boobs.''
NICOLE EGGERT, ON COMPETING AGAINST TOWERING FELLOW ''GINGER,'' RACHEL HUNTER, ON THE REAL GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
''Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop.''
LUCILLE (JESSICA WALTER), TO A BATHROBED OSCAR (JEFFREY TAMBOR), ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT