The Thrill of the Jase

Okay, well, I take back everything I've said so far about Will -- especially his needing to go. Maybe it's because he's so smart to act so... loony. Maybe it's because he doesn't feel the need to take a bath with Janelle and Erica. Or maybe it's just because his nose looks a heckuva lot smaller than it did in week 1. All I know is that I'm desperate for him to stay 'til the end. Maybe even win!

Not that I forgive his sheer laziness in this week's veto competition. He and Boogie barely licked the spoon in their slop before throwing the game and forcing Kaysar -- our poor, precious, Allah-loving Kaysar -- to go all the way with Chicken George and get his head shaved to the roots. Fortunately for us, Kaysar is still as hot as ever. And fortunately for Will, it didn't matter anyway because the house was too busy looking the other way and growing fearful of Jase.

And what's with that big tool, Jase, anyhoo? Sure, he and James pinky-swore not to screw each other, but Jase is just as much to blame for his ouster. He, like James, Will, and Boogie, dropped out early from the veto competition. Jase could have covered his ass. You snooze, you lose, dude — not that you woulda gone for the jarhead look anyhow. Oh, and before I forget, back-dooring is a part of the competition. James was only doing what you said you wanted to do: play the game. You had a good thing going there, Jase, playing it loose and cool and only drawing attention to yourself whenever you stood in front of the mirror and made that silly face. And what did you do to spoil it? You made it personal. You yelled at Marcellas. You threw... something... in the back yard. You deserve to get the boot(and by a 9-0 vote, too! Crimony, even that trampy Alison mustered up a vote or two in her favor, didn't she?).

So now it's three down and yet another week with a season 6-er in the Head of Household room. Janelle, you're gonna be just like your homies, totally ignore the growing threat that is Will and Boogie, and nominate a pair of floaters, aren't you? Personally, I'd like to see her target Chicken George — one, because someone needs to save him from subsisting on slop for the next 60 days (my CBS sources say it's a type of protein shake that weightlifters guzzle to boost muscle), and two, he's still as annoying as ever, even after giving speeches about being so grateful for this amazing second chance. Second chance at what? Telling the world you've got the farts from the crap you're eating? Looking like a glittering jewel of ginormous buffoonery?

Every time I watch an episode I always have this little dialogue in my head about things I wouldn't do should I ever be so (lucky?) to join the house, like not picking my nose, not pulling the underwear out of my butt, and not wearing anything that would make me look so much as an ounce overweight (like, I don't know, a bathing suit maybe?). Clearly, George has no such inner discussion, thus his decision to don the ''Fart Man'' T-shirt, the foil, the afro, the mustache — pretty much anything he sees that should stay where it lay. And, I don't know about you, but I was damn angry that he won that veto, knowing I'd have to endure this goober for at least one more excruciating week (before I forget: supposedly someone wrote the words ''mother clucker'' on George's chest, which is why it was inexplicably blurred out during the veto competition).

My hunch tells that me that Jase was onto something when he told Julie about his hopes to sit on a beach for a few weeks before making a triumphant comeback. I'm not thinking he'll be the lucky one to return; in fact, I'm not thinking that any of the past players we've seen so far will get a chance to join the game. My guess is that the BB producers will surprise us all with another alum — Roddy or Jun perhaps? — and it'll happen in the next few weeks. You agree?

Until then, I know there are so many other things I could muse about at length, like this notion of a James/Danielle/Will/Boogie alliance (I guess, but I have my doubts), and whether CBS should waste so much of our time recapping previous episodes (hell, no). But that's what this message board is here for — your rants. Other than the use of expletives, there are no rules; I for one, like the updates from fans who watch the BB feed because I can't seem to get the thing to come up on my work computer. But I know some of you loathe seeing the spoilers. I also know some of you like to argue whether the clap is actually gonorrhea or chlamydia, but that's what makes this message board so fun to read.

So get started, will you? Will Janelle target George and Diane? What do you think of Kaysar's new 'do? Is Will still the shrewdest player in BB history?

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