THE WHO SAYS SIMON COWELL IS ALWAYS RIGHT? (A.K.A. THE SUCK ON THIS, JOHN STEVENS!) AWARD

Goes to ... Jennifer Hudson for Dreamgirls

Why? With all the accolades she's earning for her breakout performance as brassy Effie in the Broadway musical adaptation, Hudson has secured her spot as the most successful American Idol loser ever (tough noogies, Clay).

(Hudson's Actual Golden Globe Nomination: Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture)