ON WHAT SHE'D SAY TO GOD
''I'm gonna go right up to Him and I'm gonna say, 'I just want to know what you had in mind when you invented Dolly Parton. Do you think that was easy? How could you let a person run around like that? Why did you let me make such a fool of myself all of those years. But I did enjoy it.''' — To PEOPLE, 1984

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