THE (FUNKY) DIVA PROS
They're all as fresh as a pastel handkerchief peeking out of DANCMSTR's breast pocket, but season 5 recruits Mark Ballas and Derek Hough, along with Derek's sister Julianne and season 7 newcomer Lacey Schwimmer, exemplify the ''make it contemporary!'' camp of DWTS pros — a far cry from traditionalists like Tony, Maks, Karina, and Cheryl. Regardless of their wildly different dance aesthetics, I just love it when the real dancers get sassy with the judges (Karina), speak out of turn (the feisty Anna Tre-BUN-skaya), or stare dully during the critiques, as if to say, "Why are you even attempting to f--- with me and my methods? I have a hot, round butt'' (Maks).
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