THEY ALL LOOK LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS
Mandatory, seemingly daily spray-tanning sessions give everyone an orange, slightly murky sheen that one could previously only find in fried food. Sometimes we even have to see it happen, to ridiculous candidates like Springer or the already appropriately hued Jason Taylor. Why, producers? Why?
While that picture's right there, might as well take this opportunity to do a bonus ''Why I Love...'' and that is: THE OUTRAGEOUSLY SUGGESTIVE POSES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO GET PHOTOGRAPHED TO DEATH. Sometimes, as in the case of Joey Lawrence and Edyta Sliwinska (pictured), I wonder if I'm accidentally watching a rather ambitious porno with really bad outfits. Score!
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