FRINGE BENEFITS
If you're only tuning in for one reason, that reason very well might be getting to see vaguely familiar people willingly donning such an atrocious array of costumes. Sequins! Feathers! Ruffles! Cutouts! Jeweled arm bands nearly cutting off the circulation of Emmitt Smith's beefy biceps! It just never ends. IN YOUR FACE, viewers! You will gaze at complicated outfits often held together by a nude-colored strip of gauze and you will like it. And let's not forget the more recent leather (fine, pleather) trend, which dates back to Mel and Maks' season 5 ''Free Your Mind'' dominatrix-style paso doble and lives on in season 7 in the Matrix-esque pleathery bathrobe shrink-wrapped around Warren Sapp.
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