THE IMPLIED LOVE AFFAIRS...
...which I'm not buying for even a second. Still, it's a valiant effort by the producers to goad us into thinking some of the dance partners have found a soul mate, or at least extreme hotness, in each other. Whenever this happens, things suddenly get tropical. Remember Willa Ford and Maks (pictured, right) rolling around on a sunset beach? And Mario Lopez and Karina (pictured, left) rubbing oil all over each other — as if the standard inch-of-oil-at-all-times wasn't already enough — near a private pool's waterfall? Don't even make me pretend to acknowledge Shannon Elizabeth and Derek's ''relationship.'' I'm onto you, fake couples. But by all means, keep up the charade!
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