HUDSON HAWK (1991)

ROLE The titular cat burglar is blackmailed into stealing some Leonardo da Vinci sculptures — but breaks into a musical number on his own free will.

HAIR Yes, but you can see why the character was fond of wearing a hat.

BOX OFFICE A meager $17 million. Perhaps our F review didn't help: ''Hudson Hawk is a Hollywood first, all right — a fiasco sealed with a smirk.''

WILLIS' LOCKS AT THE BOX OFFICE SCORE Hair 6; Bald 6