16 BLOCKS (2006)

ROLE Beaten-down NYPD detective Jack Mosley (not to be confused with beaten-up NYPD detective John McClane) rises to the occasion when the transport of a criminal (Mos Def) turns deadly.

HAIR Yes, it is up there. In case you haven't been able to raise your eyes above that mustache.

BOX OFFICE A disappointing $37 million. Blame the lip hair — the reviews weren't that bad.

WILLIS' LOCKS AT THE BOX OFFICE SCORE Hair 0; Bald 3