HOSTAGE (2005)

ROLE Jeff Talley, a too-old-for-this former LAPD negotiator, gets busy when baddies take his family hostage (including Willis' real-life offspring Rumer) so he'll agree to fetch something from a guy who's being held hostage elsewhere.

HAIR No. You'll find layers in the story, but not on the head.

BOX OFFICE Only $35 million. Never act opposite animals...or Kevin Pollack.

WILLIS' LOCKS AT THE BOX OFFICE SCORE Hair 2; Bald 3