The English Patient (1996)

A movie full of characters I had no sympathy for. I hated it, and it baffles me when anyone says it's one of the most romantic movies they've ever seen. — Jean

Longest. Boringest. Movie. Ever. The only movie I've ever seen people walk out on. The scene where she hits her head? Did they just fall asleep during the editing process? Three hours and 10 minutes wasn't long enough? — Ruddiger

Beautifully shot, but the main story was so meh. If it all could have been about Juliette Binoche and Naveen Andrews, maybe I'd feel differently. — shazam

When I saw the Seinfeld episode with Elaine screaming, ''JUST DIE ALREADY!!'' at the screen, I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes straight. — Jude