Mommie Dearest (1981)

Faye Dunaway was brilliantly demonic, with her eyebrows seemingly ready to take on any war. Besides, as a college sophomore I have a roomie, and since we share a closet, I get to yell at him every so often, ''No... more... wire... HANGERS!'' He has no idea what I'm talking about, because he doesn't know how to appreciate good bad films, the poor guy. — Justin

Chock-full of some of the most brilliant lines in cinema history. Also, Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford is the Best Drag Queen Performance EVER in a Motion Picture. (She actually was 2nd place at, I believe, the New York Film Critics Awards that year.) It's only when you start to think about how awful this must have all been for poor Christina Crawford (if it really all happened) that you start to feel guilty for the joy you are receiving. My advice: Don't think about it — just get drunk and say every iconic line! — AJ