Coldplay

I must have been sick the week Coldplay became the biggest thing since breathing. They are the unbuttered toast of rock and roll. — Ace

The only things I hear are rehashed formulaic melodies and mopey, nonsensical lyrics. And not to mention Chris Martin's fruitless and arrogant efforts to become the new U2. Here's a tip: You don't become the new U2 by ripping off U2. Yeah, take a listen to your ''Fix You'' guitar riffs... — Fatima

I've tried to listen to them but nothing happens... except the channel gets changed. — Erin