THE FIRE IN THEIR EYES

Once I regain my handle on the idea that this is a show about random-ass celebrities attempting to ballroom dance (it takes about 30 seconds before each ep, and is often tequila shot-intensive), this is possibly my favorite part of the whole series: The ''stars'' just get so into it. Take a moment to really study Lisa Rinna (pictured). What the hell is she doing? Even Louis doesn't know. Call it the DWTS Effect. Whatever it is, it's amazing. DISCO!