I regret not asking the object of my misplaced teenage affections to go to see U2 touring Achtung Baby. I never asked her and sold the tickets for face value. The kickers:

— The opening band was some guys I never heard of... the Pixies. Argh.

— Months later that show came up in conversation with the girl. She said she would have gone if I'd asked. Arrrrrrggggh. —the2scoops