I've never seen The Simpsons...
No, really. No. Really. I have never seen a single episode of The Simpsons. Ever. Can't explain why. I'm certainly not against it. I love donuts and beer (they have something to do with the show, right?). And the first nine chords of the theme song — you know, the notes I hear just after the news ends and just before I flip over to The Daily Show — they make The Simpsons sound so smart and funny. But, eh, I dunno. I've gone all this time without being smart or funny. Why start now? D'oh! — Joshua Rich
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