I've never seen an episode of Law & Order...
Besides the facts I need to know for my job (a rough idea of who's in the cast, the network it's on, blah blah blah), I can tell you exactly one thing about Law & Order, and I learned it from watching Saturday Night Live: There is a ''chung-CHUNG'' (or is it ''dun-DUN''? ''thud-THUD''?) noise between scenes.
Unbelievable but true: I've avoided Law & Order for the three skrillion years of its existence. Why? Simple: With one very special exception called The Wire, I don't do police shows/legal dramas/procedurals (man, I cannot wait for Without a Trace of a CSI Close to Home to get the ax). And since L&O appears to be all three, I'll never watch. Yeah, it's totally unfair...so sue me, Sam Waterston lawyer guy! — Dawnie Walton
