The Simpsons, Homer Simpson
Sometimes, words speak louder than actions.
5. ''I feel that if a gun is good enough to protect something as important as a bar, then it's good enough to protect my family.''
4. ''Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.''
3. ''Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised — and I turned out TV.''
2. ''Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.''
1. ''Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.'' — Wook Kim
