Dallas, J.R. Ewing
The best fathers lead by example. So here's what big daddy J.R. taught us:
· Blackmail is a tool for the boardroom — and the bedroom.
· Husbands cheat on their wives and drive them to the bottle. (''Being married to J.R. is like a Hitchcock movie,'' Sue Ellen once said. ''You start out laughing, and then you find yourself screaming in terror.'')
· Man can survive multiple gun shots. Twice. — Mandi Bierly
