Gilmore Girls, Christopher Hayden
More annoying than all of Gilmore Girls' quirky townies combined, Christopher was the object of my wrath for several seasons — when he was even around, that is. He popped in and out of daughter Rory's life at will — he didn't even show up to say goodbye on the series finale! — and when he did grace Stars Hollow with his smarmy presence, Rory could only count on him to do three things: break mom Lorelai's heart, pout like a baby when he didn't get his way, and start a game of whose-is-bigger with Luke, the one steady father figure in Rory's life. So what if by series' end he paid for her Yale tuition? Dude owed her at least that much. — Dawnie Walton
