Readers 'Fess Up: My Big Fat Pop Culture-Packed Wedding

When I walked down the aisle, I was certain all I would do is cry, so I tried to think of the dumbest song I could come up with to play on a loop in my brain and stave off the tears. My choice: ''See My Vest,'' sung by Mr. Burns on a Simpsons episode where he boasts of all the wonderful items he owns that are made out of animals. Sample lyric: ''See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest. Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish Setter.'' I actually got the idea from my mother, who had the theme from George of the Jungle in her head when she walked down the aisle. A word of caution, however: Both my mother and I are now divorced. Hmmm... — movcritic