Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker)
Weeds

Not that I'm not condoning drug trafficking or anything, but Nancy Botwin has quite an interesting life. If we were friends I would spend the whole time in her big house in Agrestic, Calif., sipping on wine, helping her package her product, and asking concerned questions like, ''Does it really pay your mortgage?'' ''Why can't anyone smell it in your bag or around the house?'' ''Are you sure the DEA guy is cool with this?'' And, of course, ''Why don't we go online and see what other kind of jobs are out there, okay?'' Other benefits of hanging out with her: getting to borrow pieces from her awesome wardrobe and hang out by the pool with her bad-boy brother-in-law, Andy (I know, I know... he's a total loser, but he's easy on the eyes). — Katy Caldwell