Michael Kelso (Ashton Kutcher)
That '70s Show

The world would be a better place if we all had friends like Kelso. We'd know how to fall out of water towers gracefully, accept makeovers from our girlfriend, and seduce the local hottie librarian. Yeah, I'm jealous of everyone in Point Place, Wis. They get Kelso whenever they want, but he should be my best friend — I still haven't mastered the art of falling, and I do it often. — Marc Vera