46. LASSIE
A tribute by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: ''I suppose you think I'm going to poop on Lassie, but come on. Making fun of Lassie would be like making fun of my mother. And from what I hear, Lassie might be my mother. I keed. I worshipped Lassie as a kid. All the puppies in my kennel would dress as Lassie for Halloween, but I couldn't afford the costume. So every year I'd have to put on a mustache and go as Edward James Olmos. You have to give the old bitch credit: She knows just where to lick, bite, and scratch. When I found out that she was really a guy, I only respected her more.''